Welcome to the Urban Toledo Gang Encyclopedia.
A investigation into people, words, films and laws of which lesser men have failed to define!
PEOPLE
Fransisco
Bobadilla
1)
A jovial cheer bringer who, in the mid 1900s, was accused of
molesting over 100 different types of feline.
Mira
Franklin
1)
Ben Franklin's niece. Ben had no kids because he was gay and it
was illegal.
2)
Mir'a, Mir'a, on da wall, who dat ho', yo slip 'er da ball! (testicle
in vag)
C.S.
Root
1)
Coined the phrase, "Jimmy! Get outta here before she squirts on
the floor!"
DEFINITIONS
Coom
1)
When one 'combs' semon in someones hair. ex: "Get this
coomed outta my hair!"
2)
A salty, phalic, discharge capable of puttin' outta eye. ex:
"I's gonna coom in your hurr!"
Sniggle
1)
Placing your completely flacid penis in either a mouth, anus, or
vagina. ex: "I'm gonna sniggle you right here in this
locker room."
Spitchcock
1)
Taking the forefinger and thumb, she gently spreads his urethra just
enough to let the searing hot needle enter. Robert looks in
horror as his dick just, like, explodes, yo!
2)
A rare medical anomaly where, like a spitchforck, "Dat dick don
sporked!"
FILMS
It
Fell from the Sky
1)
A story about a small poor village that discovers a piece of American
technology, a glass bottle. Then Polly Shore puts his penis in
it and it get stuck in this zany comedy about bottle boners.
That
Sinking Feeling
1)
...I got that one time me and Geofery went to the YMCA pool and when
we were done he changed in front of me and it was the first time I
saw another wiener.
2)
All little Jimmy ever wanted was to be a pro baseball player. Until
the day he drown in a pool.
Man
on the Box
1)
A triple X movie where this guy eat out like 50 chicks at once. Then
blows a dude.
LAWS
In
Louisiana, it is illegal for a barber to apply...
1)
...lip stick around a clients butthole, that way he could pretend he
was making out with a chick.
2)
...mustard to my hotdog! Damn son, dat barber bitch don ointmented my
p-p-p-penis!
